Skiing Really Fast... Feeding you tripe on a regular basis
I got to get me one of those. Please rush me, i enclose my arm encased in old beef
Win 4 months in a bad mood!!!
Dear Sir,  I hate vampires. Will i be able to vote?
Young people these days just don't understand quantum theory and the importance of tinned fruit.
What makes robots go all metal? This and thousands of other questions avoided here!

ABSOLUTE MINCE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

A game for none of the family! Ruin well established friendships with this box of pure dog sick

 

 
Jesus Christ i can't see. Another round please barmong Mmmm goes down smooth and now i can rip my own skin off. I havent tasted anything this good since i downed a litre of Ronseal Woodstain and drove into the neighbours conservatory A game for none of the family All the goodness of a decomposing shark Wow! What a crraa\y sound. My mates will be well jealous, just before they batter me with a bag of coal. Love your Pets...